Dicky then laid out the "Dick Lingo." This was the terminology that goes along with dick sizes. As this was the first time I have heard this, I assume it will be the first time for many of you, as well. Enjoy.
We start with the "Schlong." This is the biggest dick known to man and womankind. You never agree to let a Schlong-packing man enter through the exit. Never.
Then we move on to the "Cock." This is a big big mufuckah. He goes into the category with "Dick" bearers. You only let these guys in the ass if you really really love them. If you care about them and its a special circumstance, like they might be dying, you can consider it.
If you are just curious, you start at the "Penis." This is an average size. It's moderate. It fits with those that use the term. I never say penis. It's always a dick or a cock for me. Draw your own conclusions.
Dicky claimed to be the perfect anal partner. He is packing a "Pecker." It's nothing to brag about, but it won't hurt much and it's pretty much only good for anal or women under 4'7".
Then, there is the "Wiener"/"Ding-A-Ling." There is no need to draw any distinction at this point. You would never know the difference. You may not even know he is in "the room." This is a step up from a finger. Maybe.
So, if you are like me and you haven't ventured into the back yard, you might find Maria, Dicky and the Bride's advice useful.